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[disproof]

(206): No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

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[kayaking]

You realize that I'm dying to know what happened, and only not asking for explicit details out of respect, yes?

[disproof]

I realize, and I appreciate your restraint.

[ If he had any inclination for emojis, this is where he would shove one. ]

[kayaking]

Are you alright?

[disproof]

I'm just fine.

Do you know what they're making ectoplasm out of these days? Based on the videos I've seen, I theorized that it was some kind of slime recipe. After meeting a deluded "demoniac" at the bar, I'm less certain. It was sticky, but it wasn't Elmers.

[kayaking]

God, I was literally about to ask if someone Exorcisted you. Always just thought they used pea soup. Sounds like it was something a little, uh, stainier than that if you're at a laundromat with your rear out.

[disproof]

My rear is not OUT, it's covered with boxers. I'm the picture of modesty.

[kayaking]

Only complaining cos I'm not there to see it, anyway.

Always took you for a dry-clean only type of guy, thinking about it.

[disproof]

Is that a compliment or a dig? Regardless, I make all kinds of exceptions for bodily fluids and adjacent.

[ For Tim's efforts, he gets a photo: a selfie at arm's length, catching Strand's face just at the edge of the frame with his bare legs and boxers below. A gray cat with white paws and eye patch is folded over his thigh. ]